Like other migrating beasts, hackers travel huge distances for feeding, breeding, and breaking things every summer — at Defcon in Las Vegas. The way they move about the city is driven primarily by the availability of free booze at corporate parties or the convenience of air-conditioned infosec habitats; the heat makes them torpid. As such, everyone takes taxis, Ubers, and Lyfts everywhere, day and night
The mostly-male migration forgoes the braggadocio of colorful plumage as seen in avian species. Instead, they establish social dominance and attract attention of potential mates and recruiters by bragging. Thus, according to my taxi-related experiences while covering the conference over the years, Las Vegas car drivers overhear way more of infosec’s boasting and swagger than they probably should.
Ferrying hackers and feds during “hacker summer camp” has got to be a dream gig for a spy. How could it not be? Spying on hackers is usually more trouble than it’s worth. Thanks to Uber and Lyft’s gig economy it’s much easier. No union, no problem (for them at least).
Case in point is GQ’s story The Spy Who Drove Me. Two weeks ago at the Aspen Security Forum, a high-horse homeland security conference, journalists from GQ and Washington Post (among others) kept ending up with a conspicuously curious Uber driver.
Gloria the Uber driver picked up journos on the conference’s first night. The next morning, correspondents compared notes about how she’d pumped them for information on the ride to the conference. “I’ll tell you something if you tell me something,” she said to one reporter. Through Gloria’s chatty admissions, reporters began piecing together that she’d been to North Korea, and knew who Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats was — surprisingly well. That’s when GQ decided to turn the tables on her.