If you’re convinced that the “normal” techniques for calling the market just aren’t cutting it anymore, you might consider the paranormal.
Psychic intuition and planet-based predictions get dismissed as hopelessly flaky fare on Wall Street, but that hasn’t stopped a slew of astrologers, spiritualists and old-school soothsayers from weighing in on what 2018 has in store for investors.
“Uranus has the habit of breaking the status quo and all the rules,” advises Olga Morales, founder of Astrology for Gann Traders, a group that uses the zodiac to guide investments.
“Therefore, we’ll see Saturn (governments) trying to control the revolutionary spirit of radical Uranus,” Morales told The Post.
Translated into investor speak, that means stocks could get bumpy even as market regulations get scaled back by President Trump and the Republicans — at least, according to the planetary cycles.